Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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