We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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