I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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