Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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