Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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