Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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