So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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