My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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