The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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