just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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