Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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