i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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