What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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