Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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