We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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