'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Barsexuality is the new black.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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