New invention idea: vibrating tampons
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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