no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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