Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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