I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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