guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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