I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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