I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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