it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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