we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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