you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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