Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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