Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?