Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(661): View more from California

if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.

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(312): View more from Illinois

it's gonna be a chat room kind of night

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(816): View more from Missouri

Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

So I fucked that hot french guy last night

(228): View more from Mississippi

You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Do they take checks?

(1-606): View more from Kentucky

Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.

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(206): View more from Washington

So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?

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