White coat. Heels.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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