just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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