im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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