i just had sex bonerless
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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