My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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