1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
In the future we'll all be gay
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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