I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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