I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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