I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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