Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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