I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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