butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think i have herpe
just one?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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