A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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