i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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