its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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