I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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