I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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