I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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