We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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