Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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