Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
barbara walters just said penis...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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