I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
id be glad to
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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