just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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