She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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