i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just cut my nipple shaving
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
