i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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