Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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