Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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