Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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