for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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